you hate your pulse because it thinks you're still alive.

[extemporally]

I am SO TIRED, you guys. So tired.

fics I am writing now

• The seriouser sequel to Locker Room Adventures (Aren't Usually Like This), in which I take the most improbable premise on earth and make it go a little further. I want to finish this one! The end is very close. Tomorrow, maybe.
  
  
• The Like as beekeepers! Idk, you guys. Do you ever write things and then reach the point where you're like, "I know how this ends", and don't end it? Because you know the ending already? That's where it is now. In my head it's already ENDED. (Hint: it ends happily.) I don't need to write it down to know where it's going.

fics I want to write

• Some Johnny/Stephane. It's funny, because I ship them really as hard as I do Johnny/Evan, but the only story I really want about them is the one where they're friends, or they hook up, and they get together in the quietest of ways. With Johnny/Evan it's going to be hilarious at least 70% of the time, and you can write (one-sided) bitchy repartee and it's just so fun, but Johnny/Stephane is harder because they actually like each other in real life and you have to be realistic. (Realistic? What's that?)
  
  
• So, then, the one where Johnny and Stephane have known each other for ages and ages and never really did anything, even though they both know it could go somewhere, and they only ever see each other a couple of times each year so maybe it isn't worth it, anyway.
  
  
• Failing that, the one where Johnny Weir dresses up in girl underwear.

fics I have written but haven't edited enough to post yet

• Jon/Ryan fairytale fic. Since last year. /o\

fics people are writing that are making me VERY EXCITED

• The one where Johnny & Stephane get married in a Swiss chapel and there are lots of flowers. God, forochel, hurry up, why don't you.

Oh god, I must be really tired. I've had to edit this entry so many times because I just kind of left out words.

Comments

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

He is a PINK CIGARETTE FALLING AWAY TOWARDS THE END OF HIS LIFE. But no really, I think it looks good!

You should write it, and I will handhold WILLINGLY. Or tbh there could be 5000 permutations of Johnny and Evan and Stephane and girl underwear (Johnny/Stephane? Johnny/lingerie? Johnny/Evan/lingerie? EVAN/STEPHANE/LINGERIE??) and I would read them ALL.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT - HARD NOT TO LOVE!

I am surprisingly down with the idea of Evan/Stephane/lingerie, to be honest. But okay. I will try and write this. My first figure skating RPF fic.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

>:D >:D >:D >:D

[nova33.livejournal.com]

IF IT'S TERRIBLE, IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT, YOUNG LADY!

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

It will not be terrible because YOU ARE WRITING IT. Now get to!

*cracks whip*

[nova33.livejournal.com]

...okay. How much longer are you online for, d'you think?

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

The next hour or so! :DDD