This entry brought to you by late afternoon blahs.

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So I was talking to forochel and it was pretty good! We talked about being gay and coming out and the Straits Times and other things, and I started talking about columnists I hated, and my least favourite kind of columns. Specifically those of the "men are from Mars, and women are from Venus" kind. And I said this:

"idk. usually it turns out, like: so women are neater/tidier/smarter/more put together than men (wink wink). but men are funny! I, a man, am funny! I am writing this column about how women are better and it's not sexist at all! but women are sooo uptight!"

So, you know, screw that shit. Let me put this another way: sometimes I am funny. Sometimes I am not! Sometimes I fail to see the inherent humour in something -- you know, you'll watch a video or look at a ridiculous picture and you'll be like, "Oh, this is okay," until someone's like "... PINK SOCKS. PINK SOCKS." and then you realise that pink socks are pretty ridiculous and funny! That's not just me, right? The Internet just makes things funnier some days!

But my point is. Fangirls are the funniest people I know, and we don't have to prove anything, but you should tell me a joke. Yes?

Comments

[nova33.livejournal.com]

People re-hashing the same old gender stereotypes = not my idea of a good time. "Oh, and hey, while we're at it - women are bad drivers, too! But that's okay, because men can't ask for directions!"

Um...okay, this is my family's favourite joke, and it is appalling, but we are all a bunch of dorks.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays? (scroll over for answers)
'Cause then they'd be bay-gulls! (Say it outloud...)

Also: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!

Clearly we like our puns.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know! :| :| :| Also the whole "hurr hurr hurr" that comes along with it, the implicit WELL OF COURSE THESE ARE GENERALISATIONS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY ALSO MOSTLY TRUE. Yeah, ok. Shut that noise.

You're such a dork and I love it. :DDDDDDD

BAY-GULL. BAY-GULL.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT YOU FLAWLESSLY LINKED THAT BACK TO FIGURE SKATING. THAT'S IT. WE'RE OFFICIALLY DONE.

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ELENA I AM ON 750WORDS.COM AND IT'S AN AWESOME INCENTIVE AND I AM WRITING MORE THAN 750 WORDS OF AN ORIGINAL FIC AND :DDDD YAY WRITING

[nova33.livejournal.com]

YAY! WHAT IS THIS SITE?

WHY ARE YOU NOT AVAILABLE TO CHAT? I WANT TO TALK TO YOOOOOUUUUU!

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

I don't even know, man. Cute graphics are apparently all that're needed to make me write -- which, ahahahahahahaha oh man.

I am on now! WHEREFORE ARE YOU NOT.