I'm not saying it was your fault, although you could've done more...

I love all strange_bt_trues because she lets me email her random things like this:

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY. What if Brendon had an Internet friend, huh? In this AU they're all Normal People and maybe Brendon met him (this Internet friend is, idk, Shane or something) on Craigslist or someplace equally dodgy - like, they'd considered rooming together but it didn't work out but they still found each other pretty cool and continued talking, so.

And because in all possible universes Ryan Ross thinks the Internet = creepy place with porn, paedophiles and other creepy people (conveniently ignoring, and also ultimately shaped by the fact that he used to post camwhore pictures of himself onto livejournal communities, because that canon ALSO happened in all possible universes) every time Brendon goes, "My internet friend has a new dog!" and "My internet friend is a photographer!" (PHOTOGRAPHERS = POTENTIAL CREEPY, Ryan's mind goes, and Jon goes, "Hey!") Ryan draws his eyebrows together and goes to sulk/worry in a corner about how Brendon's being taken advantage of. Because, I mean, look at Brendon - if anyone were to be cheated over the Internet it'd be him, right?

( Faily oblivious boys, what what )

... Yeah, so anyway. /o\ Oops?