fic: NORWICH

N.O.R.W.I.C.H, or, Think of England by miznarrator and extemporally

Evan/Tanith
NC-17
3089 words

Written for skategreat's Texts From Last Night challenge: (815): If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.

Written before Evan failed over Twitter.

(k)nickers off when i come home

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Mirai Nagasu, be more adorable. I dare you. Fits of glee, you guys. SHE USED FOUR TABLESPOONS!

I don't have much to say these days. But you know what is really great about having public holidays on Monday? Not only do you get a long weekend, but it also makes the next week way shorter too! I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO LIFE. \o/

Here's a poem which made me laugh when I ran across it last week, mostly because my brain keeps remixing it so Stephane Lambiel (lololol of course) is the zebra:

Zebra Question

I asked the Zebra,
Are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
And the zebra asked me,
Are you good with bad habits?
Or are you bad with good habits?
Are you noisy with quiet times?
Or are you quiet with noisy times?
Are you happy with some sad days?
Or are you sad with some happy day?
Are you neat with some sloppy ways?
Or are you sloppy with some neat ways?
And on and on and on and on
And on and on he went.
I'll never ask a zebra
About stripes
Again.

Shel Silverstein

They're very philosophical questions!

AND A MEME:

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). Possibly with pictures.