you hate your pulse because it thinks you're still alive.

[extemporally]

I am SO TIRED, you guys. So tired.

fics I am writing now

• The seriouser sequel to Locker Room Adventures (Aren't Usually Like This), in which I take the most improbable premise on earth and make it go a little further. I want to finish this one! The end is very close. Tomorrow, maybe.
  
  
• The Like as beekeepers! Idk, you guys. Do you ever write things and then reach the point where you're like, "I know how this ends", and don't end it? Because you know the ending already? That's where it is now. In my head it's already ENDED. (Hint: it ends happily.) I don't need to write it down to know where it's going.

fics I want to write

• Some Johnny/Stephane. It's funny, because I ship them really as hard as I do Johnny/Evan, but the only story I really want about them is the one where they're friends, or they hook up, and they get together in the quietest of ways. With Johnny/Evan it's going to be hilarious at least 70% of the time, and you can write (one-sided) bitchy repartee and it's just so fun, but Johnny/Stephane is harder because they actually like each other in real life and you have to be realistic. (Realistic? What's that?)
  
  
• So, then, the one where Johnny and Stephane have known each other for ages and ages and never really did anything, even though they both know it could go somewhere, and they only ever see each other a couple of times each year so maybe it isn't worth it, anyway.
  
  
• Failing that, the one where Johnny Weir dresses up in girl underwear.

fics I have written but haven't edited enough to post yet

• Jon/Ryan fairytale fic. Since last year. /o\

fics people are writing that are making me VERY EXCITED

• The one where Johnny & Stephane get married in a Swiss chapel and there are lots of flowers. God, forochel, hurry up, why don't you.

Oh god, I must be really tired. I've had to edit this entry so many times because I just kind of left out words.

Comments

[egelantier.livejournal.com]

I don't need to write it down to know where it's going.

but you need to write it down so we would know where it's going! and, you know, bees. BEES.

Jon/Ryan fairytale fic. Since last year. /o\

*coughs*

hi! i'm sorry you're tired, bb ♥

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Argh, there is too much fic! That hasn't actually been written yet! /o\ I AM WORKING ON IT OKAY.

Hello, hello, you. ♥

[nova33.livejournal.com]

I totally agree - why do I need an actual job.

Why do I need realism, also? Pointless things.

You know, I'm not usually the biggest fan of crossdressing fic, but I really, really want that one. Like, a lot. (Almost enough to steal it from you and write it myself. ALMOST.)

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Being economically productive is so overrated, baby.

I don't know why my mind has latched on to it so, either! It's like someone flipped a switch on in my head and now it's just like, CORSETED JOHNNY WEIR. You should write it, just so it will exist for sure.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

That icon! ♥__♥

No, I definitely think you should write it. It's your brainchild, and you have more experience writing them.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS ICON SO MUCH. Maybe I should get an icon of that pink and black man corset he wore, because mannnnnnnn, I love that costume. Unironically even!

But if I wrote it, it would be long and involved and I definitely have no time for that. Also I really want to write Johnny/Stephane. /o\ BUT WHATEVER. I'll finish the thing I actually am writing first!

[nova33.livejournal.com]

Unironically? Really? Hmmm....I don't know about that.

Okay, well...I could maybe write it, so you can write your Johnny/Stephane (since you have been all nice and written two Evan/Johnny fics, though I still want Evan/Johnny/Stephane) but you will have to handhold. (Unless you want to write it long and involved, which is totally okay.)

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

He is a PINK CIGARETTE FALLING AWAY TOWARDS THE END OF HIS LIFE. But no really, I think it looks good!

You should write it, and I will handhold WILLINGLY. Or tbh there could be 5000 permutations of Johnny and Evan and Stephane and girl underwear (Johnny/Stephane? Johnny/lingerie? Johnny/Evan/lingerie? EVAN/STEPHANE/LINGERIE??) and I would read them ALL.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT - HARD NOT TO LOVE!

I am surprisingly down with the idea of Evan/Stephane/lingerie, to be honest. But okay. I will try and write this. My first figure skating RPF fic.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

>:D >:D >:D >:D

[nova33.livejournal.com]

IF IT'S TERRIBLE, IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT, YOUNG LADY!

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

It will not be terrible because YOU ARE WRITING IT. Now get to!

*cracks whip*

[nova33.livejournal.com]

...okay. How much longer are you online for, d'you think?

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

The next hour or so! :DDD

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Johnny and Stéphane are harder than Johnny and Evan because they're less outrageous, I think. And because both of them seem really fragile to me. They don't beat each other up for fun. But I love reading them as friends (and as lovers).

Johnny would wear girl's underwear in a HEARTBEAT. He might not even recognize that as a thing.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

They don't beat each other up for fun.

*nods* Yeah, that. Which makes it so wonderful! But also really hard to write.

And re: your other point -- but what if Johnny was being EXTRA STEALTH? He wears lingerie and corsets for the attention and shows his mum and Galina ("I hope this not mean you having sex, Johnny") and has a laugh in front of the camera and everything, but that's also so no one will take it/him seriously. When he wears it for actual sexy purposes, he wears. lingerie.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I am almost sure he couldn't possibly skate in a corset, but he'd totally wear anything to get attention.

Hee, everyone thinks he's kidding! But he's secretly totally not.

[yeats.livejournal.com]

we are new friends.
to celebrate this fact, i think you should write me a story where stéphane buys johnny lingerie.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Hi, new friend! I think you're cool. And I would like to write that story very much. We SHALL SEE.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

The WHOLE WORLD needs that story. I was driven to write it (but not finish it, apparently) by its need to exist.

Also that story! ♥♥♥

He likes being essential to someone, even someone he knows grows up to be a stoic ass who thinks he’s God’s gift to skating.

eek. I have no words left, bb.

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Also, LOLOLOL at Paris was dating someone with a brain for once—specifically, a biochemistry professor at M.I.T. Johnny was maybe being a humongous bitch, but he cannot see the appeal for either, which probably means it’s true love. My god I love you.

[wovenindelibly.livejournal.com]

Johnny and Stéphane!

Oh, I didn't actually have anything else to say. \o/

[extemporally.livejournal.com]

Those two words w/ suitable icon is all everyone ever needs to say! \o/