So the other day I was saying, like, You know what would be awesome? ARRANGED MARRIAGE FIC WITH CASH AND SINGER. Like, I haven't read much Cab fic, so it could technically exist, but there has been so much arranged marriage fic with Panic and while I'm totally not complaining, if anyone's married, Cash and Singer are, totally. I mean, besides Butcher and Sisky, but between them it could only be a love match. Not even an arranged-marriage-turning-out-to-be-love-match. to colouredmango.

Encouraged by her, I elaborated:

Singer would be the girl, obvs. Cash the unschooled adolescent man-boy who doesn't know what to do with a wife - and he's like "OH WAIT YOU'RE A GUY" and then he's equally clueless. Probably makes some insensitive remarks about sex, Singer glares at him and holds out until, like, they GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. They probably get married because Singer's family is genteel but broke, and Cash is the son of a previous rake-about-town, and somehow his reputation is in shreds. (Do not ask how that happened, basically it does okay it is not hard. Scandalous tattoos? Idk.)

There would be many shenanigans! At the end Singer, like, falls off a horse and when Cash hears he DASHES to wherever Singer is and goes "are you okay??" very anxiously. He was probably doing something really hard and nerve-straining at that point, LIKE! He entered a bet with some other rake about how... he, uh, HAD TO DO SOMETHING VERY BRAVE OKAY I'M NOT SURE WHAT BUT GENUINELY BRAVE THAT IS THE REGENCY EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING FOR EIGHT HOURS and then Singer's all "oh, I'm fine, because I fell the way you told me to fell and got my elbows away from the horse WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GO BACK GO BACK YOU CAN'T LOSE THE BET" and then obviously Cash wins and he is triumphant (his triumphant little face!!) and then they have sex. :DDDDD

And, when we finally met online:

colouredmango: I think Cash could easily be a rake that won his fortune and now his mentor Pete desires him to marry into respectability
mm, I love morning
unlurkster: YES. like how leonardo dicaprio won his titanic tickets in a game!!
colouredmango: EXACTLY BUT BIGGER AND MORE MANNERLY
unlurkster: DUDE THE PERSON WHO LOST AGAINST HIM CAN TRY TO SEDUCE SINGER
colouredmango: LOL, rakish Cash drunk at the card table, throwing donw the winning hand
unlurkster: IT'LL BE A+++ AWESOME

( what was I talking about, CASH is the most faily )

Then colouredmango had to go off, but anyway. A+++ IDEA?