OK YES THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE. HE TRIED TO SCAM ALEX'S RICH UNCLE! BUT ALEX PLACED A HAND ON HIS AND SAID, "Honey, I'm a little tired," and gave him a Look that meant, if you fleece my nice Uncle Patrick (lol random, I KNOW), I will KILL YOU.

Cash gulps, and tells himself he's definitely not scared of this little dude he married. And definitely isn't turned on either.