And turn up to pick Brendon up with, like, a flower for Brendon's collar and be all "URRR I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED ONE IDK *SCUFFLE SCUFFLE SCUFFLE*" and totally ignore Brendon beaming at him because he is busy staring at his shiny polished shoe instead. (It is pointy. Ryan likes it a lot.)

Ryan is highly suspicious of this whole organisation. He texts Spencer under the table and asks him to Google fake marriages for sake of creepy internet sex but judging by the copious use of "ahaha" in Spencer's reply, he's not going to do it, and also Jon is around getting Spencer high again anyway.

(Now excuse me while I go and have dorky fantasies about Ryan having dorky fantasies about marrying Brendon.)