He would totally dress well and pull Brendon's chair out for him and be Protective! ... Then he thinks, no wait, THIS IS NOT A DATE. He is here for strictly security purposes only. Ryan Ross: security guard. He can pull this off, stop snickering, Spencer.

And anyway what is up with Regan? Why is she letting her new husband wander over to Brendon like that? Or are they even really married? This could be a fake marriage. One arranged expressly for the purpose of duping Brendon.

(Although this fake-wedding is really quite nice, Ryan must grudgingly admit. It's exactly the kind of wedding he would want if he and Brendon -- WAIT NO CANNOT GO THERE.)