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WHAT UP, GUYS. rn I'm tucked into my favourite coffee shop of all time, sipping some tea, waiting for my soymilk porridge, you know how it goes, etc. And I am posting a One Direction Liam/Niall WIP that I don't think is going to be finished for several reasons: I'm starting the most difficult year of my university career in less than two weeks and am already drowning in work, I kind of lost interest in this fic because it lacked Zayn, I kind of lost interest in 1D fandom because it lacked the fourth wall and a critical mass of sensible people (except for the ones I have on my flist!), and so on.

And this is a very melodramatic fic. It's finished in the sense that there's an ending, but there are a lot of missing gaps. Basically: post-split fic where Niall comes to London to housesit for Zayn (AND HANA TAJIMA) while he's away, and Liam joins him. Contains: overworked, sad, and slightly pathetic Liam, and Niall who makes him happy with his cock. Trigger warning: this isn't written out in the story as such, but there are notes all over the place, and one of them consists of backstory that contains homophobia & drug abuse issues. (Sorry! It ends happily, I swear!) Anyway, um, enjoy?

Ghazal of Winter )
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1. Give me a pairing.
2. Give me an prompt.
3. I will write you a three-sentence (or longer) fic.

Anything you've ever known me to be fannishly invested in: One Direction, TSN RPF, figure skating, bandom... hell, I'll do Harry Potter if you like. Prompt prompts, please! ♥
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I'll be honest: those pictures of Andrew & Emma out on a date at Nobu (Tumblr link, cos I'm lazy) make me so uncomfortable not just for the way they look really sad but also the way Emma's walking behind him all the time. I mean, I realise that they're looking as awkward as they do at least partially because they are getting their picture taken by paps? But I just... feel really really uncomfortable. Also I dislike scruff. /o\

So, the story I want now: warning: badfic? also angst. )

In case it was not already totally obvious: I love badficcy premises and angst. I will almost certainly never stop loving badficcy premises and angst.
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People, why didn't anyone tell me that Fuck Yeah Mirai Nagasu! existed? *___________* Brb following so hard. I love her! I love all Tumblrs, too. I think they are sweet things. Do you have a Tumblr? If you do, you should tell me! Mine's this username dot tumblr etc etc.

But Mirai Nagasu! I feel weird admitting this, because in the early days of skating fandom (I have no idea if this is an opinion still held by a lot of people) there was a lot of villainising of Frank Carroll going on? But I think he is a nice dude! Pretty good for Mirai, as far as I can tell. Plus you get pictures like this and this. :D!

Mostly I wanted to post to tell everyone about this magnificent Tumblr! And also to drop off a snippet of a fic I do not think I will end up finishing after all:

Mr Carroll narrowed his eyes when he saw Mirai returning. “Why are you here again?” he asked.

“Denis said I had to come watch,” Mirai said innocently. “He wouldn’t have it any other way.” Hey, it was summer, and she could do anything she wanted. Stephane looked at her with some amusement, and Mirai smiled back, then giggled as he made a funny face behind Mr Carroll’s back.

“I did not!” Denis said, arriving in the arena, skates properly laced up.

Mr Carroll held up his hand. “I don’t need to hear it,” he said to Denis, and to Mirai he said, “You can stay. Just be quiet, and don’t disturb them.”

“I never do!” Mirai protested.

“Then keep the good work up,” Mr Carroll said.


Livejournal, I love her so much.

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Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:30
extemporally: ([mirai] got a routine)
Mirai Nagasu, be more adorable. I dare you. Fits of glee, you guys. SHE USED FOUR TABLESPOONS!

I don't have much to say these days. But you know what is really great about having public holidays on Monday? Not only do you get a long weekend, but it also makes the next week way shorter too! I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO LIFE. \o/

Here's a poem which made me laugh when I ran across it last week, mostly because my brain keeps remixing it so Stephane Lambiel (lololol of course) is the zebra:

Zebra Question

I asked the Zebra,
Are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
And the zebra asked me,
Are you good with bad habits?
Or are you bad with good habits?
Are you noisy with quiet times?
Or are you quiet with noisy times?
Are you happy with some sad days?
Or are you sad with some happy day?
Are you neat with some sloppy ways?
Or are you sloppy with some neat ways?
And on and on and on and on
And on and on he went.
I'll never ask a zebra
About stripes
Again.

Shel Silverstein

They're very philosophical questions!

AND A MEME:

Ask me my Top Five Whatevers. Fannish or literary or otherwise. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). Possibly with pictures.
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HERE IS A STORY I WANT: the one where Stephane comes to California to choreo for Denis Ten, and since Denis and Mirai are training partners OF COURSE this means that Stephane and Mirai strike up an immediate friendship! He and Mirai and Denis become a tripartite of lolzy BFFs -- Stephane is good with teenagers, he prides himself on being able to understand their adolescent angst -- and there are so many shenanigans including but not limited to Stephane helping Mirai & Denis cheat on their training diets and bringing them for ice-cream. Meanwhile Evan is like *lurklurk* in the background because... he thought he was filling the older brother role in Mirai's life! Thing. Until Mirai explains that, don't worry Evan, I still like and respect you very much. Stephane doesn't teach me how to drive!*

* I also want the story where Evan teaches Mirai to drive.

Eventually the program is choreographed, and Mirai watches it and tells Denis one day: "Stephane's a great skater, but you need to skate like yourself more." And Stephane hears and gets SO HURT! Eventually he is like, "No, I am not angry at all, but do you think he is skating too much like me D:" because obviously Stephane is all about developing your own skating personality, and Mirai is like, "No! ... well, yes. Kind of." and there are hugs, and I don't even know, okay, I just want a fic where Mirai and Stephane are in the same place and they are hilarious friends.

Also, Denis Ten is a tiger.
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So yesterday night was not such a good one, in interpersonal terms -- gotta love parental guilt-tripping, hooray! But then [livejournal.com profile] yeats and I started talking about the AU where Stephane Lambiel is a footballer, and I ended up tearing up... I swear it was poignant at the time, you guys, I SWEAR. Only now it just seems mildly hilarious.

I did the I Write Like meme and came up with Stephen King far too many times, considering that I've never actually read anything by him. I also got Nabokov once and Dan Brown a couple of times (therefore we should all just BURN THIS MEME TO THE GROUND). So, linking to this instead!

Basically I'm posting so I can repost the Charlie/Meryl/Tanith (heavy on the latter two) ficlet I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] realwomenfest. It is very self-indulgent, but I'm kind of proud of it! Eh. Also, cleaned up and stuff:

could not awaken my heart to joy at the same tone )

I suck at emails/comments/lots of things recently. My apologies!
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[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: I don't really ship her either, which is kind of weird. I just want millions and millions of words of gen fic about her
ship her *with anyone
omg want the fic where she's a companion on the tardis
and has to SAVE THE WORLD
[livejournal.com profile] alexthegreat: the closest I come to shipping her with someone is Adam
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: I might if I knew anything about Adam beyond, "cute! the future of men's figure skating! has own lutz and lots of younger siblings!"
someone has also suggested Denis Ten, which is cool and also slightly more appealing to me by virtue of the fact that Denis Ten and STEPHANE have worked together
[livejournal.com profile] alexthegreat: :DDDDD
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: http://twitter.com/mirai_nagasu/status/12295561253
c'mon it could totally happen!! *long stretch of imagination*
[livejournal.com profile] alexthegreat: :DDDDDDDDD!!!!!
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: omg they're going to be TRAINING PARTNERS!!
I went to denis's wiki page
his new coach is frank!

...

[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: having watched daisuke's new short program -- he really does skate like stephane
I want a fic where there's a scene in which mirai tells denis, "stephane's a great skater. but you should skate more like yourself."

Maybe if I make sadeyes at the Internet for a long enough time, it will spontaneously begin to exist.

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010 11:26
extemporally: (fs: mao/yuna)
Internet you should write me a story,

a story set in a dystopia where Yu-Na goes to Canada to train as an undercover operative.

So I don't have to write it myself. Right?

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Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:48
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So a while back I asked for five prompts! I limited the number so I wouldn't not finish filling them all and feel bad. And I ended up... not filling them all, and feeling bad. Ah well! To be fair, three out of five is okay.

[livejournal.com profile] shantalanadevil asked for Johnny/Stephane and singing lessons.

I wrote a high school AU thing instead! )

---

[livejournal.com profile] egelantier asked for Ryan/Z as partners in crime.

I totally gave her what she was asking for. )

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[livejournal.com profile] frankkincense asked for Ryan/Brendon and green apples.

again, what it says on the tin! )

In conclusion: I wrote some stories yay! & thank you for prompting me! Sorry if I didn't get to yours, I would have liked to write Ryan & Spencer & Z on the beach plus Johnny/Stéphane long-distance pining, but I suck like a sucking thing.

!!!update!!!

Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:32
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Alex and I, we did it again. But this time it is OT3 :D???

notfic: three skaters and a wedding

Today is a terrible terrible day but! HA HA HA life I conquer you because Alex is telling me another story on chat right now.

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Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:04
extemporally: (begood: stephane&johnny)
So [livejournal.com profile] yeats and I discussed this whole ridic storyline about Johnny Weir: Single Father. He ruthlessly tamps down on his romantic life to care for his daughter (whom we have called Lila), and is the best father ever! She needs a skating coach! Enter Stéphane Lambiel.

... so anyway, copy and pasted from an email I sent her once:

five things about lila weir )

Ahahahaha oh god our brains. I NEVER USED TO HAVE A THING FOR KIDFIC (or domestic fic. Or cross-dressing. Or future fic. Or... /o\) but this fandom seems determined to prove me wrong.
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Yes, I know. Posting twice in a day? Such excess! But [livejournal.com profile] nova33 said WE SHOULD CHATFIC OT3 and so I told her a story. A Johnny/Evan/Stephane story.

warning: chatfic! melodrama and bad timelines )
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I was doing a trawl through my Google docs (which I do approximately once every three months, it's an Occasion, okay) and realised that I have a whole bunch of WIPs that I kind of... forgot about. Man, I suck.

Like!

Ashlee ballet fic )

Ryan is a mathematician )

Brendon/Ryan arranged marriage )

Ryan & Spencer are bb lesbians in love )

The Like high school summer fic )

The Like are beekeepers )

So, a whole bunch -- some more melodramatic than the way I write now, some kind of thoroughly jossed. Should I try to finish some of them or just give up and concentrate on stuff I think I'm actually going to finish? HUM HUM HUM. I suck at finishing longfic. ;____________;
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Recently my thoughts have been all over the place, fannishly: I've been thinking about Z Berg and Tennessee and Charlotte all over again -- I've finally (yes! I know! late to the party!) fallen in love with Z. Before this she was kind of cool, but also kind of too cool for me? I guess I get intimidated very easily. Then I started thinking about her and Ryan Ross, and the dynamics of that is kind of fascinating, and also [livejournal.com profile] egelantier linked me to that picture of Z again, where she looks uncharacteristically rumpled, and something just kind of clicked in my head. Z, I LOVE YOU. ♥_______♥

Just today [livejournal.com profile] softlyforgotten also posted a The Like-in-VMars ficlet, and I know nothing about Veronica Mars, but it was amazing! Then I started thinking about all the really overwrought scenes on television that I like, and how much I would enjoy bandom people in there, and well, this happened. (I love Life on Mars a lot. Confession time: I have not actually finished the entire series, even though there are only sixteen episodes. Once I have finished them, there will be nothing left to watch!)

Z Berg + precarious places = a kink I didn't know I actually had )

I don't know if you can actually tell what's going on in there, if you hadn't watched the show.

BUT WHAT ABOUT a Doctor Who thing? Where Z's a Time Lord, and so is Charlotte. (Maybe Tennessee is one too, hm.) What I actually mean is, Charlotte's spoilers for season 3 )

And I doubt I'll actually write this, but five times figure skaters were robots )

It's 11 p.m. and I feel wide awake now, because I just had a two hour nap. Hey! hey!

Y... e... s?

Wednesday, 14 April 2010 09:05
extemporally: (begood: stephane&johnny)
1. My OTP is REAL. I'd heard about them passing notes during the KOI press conference but this, omg. *____________*

2. Also? Those daily communities ([livejournal.com profile] lambiel_daily and [livejournal.com profile] jgweir_daily are making my LIFE. Every day I wake up and there are pretty pretty pictures on my flist. I like this series of Stephane!

3. You should really go read [livejournal.com profile] willowbell's fic. Armor For Our Tender Bodies! Five people who turned down Johnny and Evan for a threesome, and one who became a permanent part of their relationship. It is hilarious and sweet and awesome, and the final pairing (which I don't want to spoil) makes me ship a ship I thought I'd read but wouldn't actively ship.

4. [livejournal.com profile] nova33 has written a Five Things fic! Five people who discovered Johnny's tendency to wear lingerie, and one person who liked it almost as much as Johnny. There is no sex per se, but it's awesome and hot and so, so revealing. Basically, she wrote the fic I wanted to write and wrote it way better than I ever could. I would be jealous if not for the fact that I am beside myself with glee that this exists. Go read it.

5. You know what I'd read? Mao/Yuna fic. THIS IS WHAT THE FANDOM NEEDS MORE OF GODDAMNIT. [livejournal.com profile] forochel has informed me that there is some hatesex on the kink meme, but a) too lazy to go look for it and b) I don't want hatesex! :( If people can write schmoopy Evan/Johnny, I don't see why they can't do it for Mao/Yuna. Yuna is so adorable, you guys. *____________*

5a. No really, so cute: (The truth is) I've never said Toppoki is my favorite but it's been reported so. (In fact) it was like this: Reporters frequently ask me, "Don't you feel like eating Toppoki with your friends?" Then I go, "Y..e..s?" then there're reports coming out that I like Toppoki.
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[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: ahahah it's impossible to clone my awesomeness >:D
and vast depths etc. etc.
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: yes alina
you are deep
deep like, like RYAN ROSS
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: ahahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: >:D
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: ryan ross is totally deep!
he's an artist, sian
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: SO IS JOHNNY
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT POINTS
HE WANTS TO (and here I end capslock) Make Art
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: ahahahah
subtle topic change much? :D
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: totally
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: you should work with your strenght
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: I'm so smooth
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: in your converting efforts
namely, you should write ridiculous jonny/ryan HC AU
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: DUDE
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
it would begin, like, Ryan didn't want to go to the fundraiser. He had heard that Lady Gaga might be turning up -- actually, Z had told him that Lady Gaga would be turning up, and Ryan had sniffed and said, "So?"
Outrageous pop statements weren't really his thing any more.
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: mwahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: AND YOU KNOW WHY SHE TURNS UP
to watch Johnny Weir skate, duh
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: (you know, i was thinking more about HOOKERS. but work this theme!)
AHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: god you are so typical. hookers. <3
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: dude! maybe i can't like johnny weir! maybe i'm patriotically bound to like pluschenko!

NOW I AM TELLING HER THE STORY OF HOW THEY MEET but it's not very H/C. If anyone would like to step up to the bat, I am just saying.

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Tuesday, 16 March 2010 23:23
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So yesterday [livejournal.com profile] egelantier talked to me about arranged marriages and The Like. All very topical interests with me! Then she posted it, and it is here! Go check it out, if it appeals to you.

[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: but after several days of that they sort of... well
they try to be more honest with each other, now, so they reluctantly admit that something is missing
or rather somebody
you know ;)
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: yes I know ;)
[livejournal.com profile] egelantier: and after some more time they decide to summon charlotte here (less chance of gossip) and try to settle things
poor ryan gets pressed into courier service
[livejournal.com profile] unlurkster: LOL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
paining ryan again

Oh my god. ♥
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You know what bandom needs more of? SILLY PLOTTY FIC. Like an Agatha Christie AU (... which, imagining Brendon as Miss Marple makes me burble with laughter a little) where they solve CRIME and there are SUSPICIOUS GIRLS who are really secret agents (Special Agent Asher -- c'mon, you'd read it) and villains who are so much more menacing for the mundane personas they assume. And I realise that this isn't really silly plotty fic any more, but sort of slick noir, but I am pretty sure that a balance could be found. Somehow.

Or! or! What if it they were detectives who solved small crimes (think, um, think Mma Ramotswe from the #1 Ladies' Detective Agency) and suddenly one day someone just turned up at their tiny office and asked them to investigate a case that soon spun out into a HUGE FUCKING THING that involved maybe the government and lots of jewels? And Brendon & Spencer would be so in over their heads (the Principles of Detection never prepared them for this! It's exactly like living in a cliche!) and also terrified and there would be a lot of traveling around and staying in hotel rooms and midnight terrified cuddling. \o/

... come to think of it, their dynamic reads more as a Tommy & Tuppence Beresford one, only a lot more failsome. However, the general principle of the thing remains: GAY MARRIED DETECTIVES FOREVER. Although I would also read Spencer Smith: Really Sherlock Holmes.

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